Okay, you jackass, have you talked to Musa yet? Even though you're an ass, I will let that slide and continue to help you. Because I am that good of a person.

So, have you fucked up yet again? Are you ready to come crawling back for help?

Brandon, baby, can you please beat up Riven? Or smack him around or something?

The guy is a jerk! I try to help him with Musa, but he wants to act like a know-it-all! Ugh! I want to smack the pink out of his hair, that's how mad I am!

Can I also have snuggles, snook'ums? ♥

Riven~!

If you're serious about getting Musa back, reply to this. I think we may need to give you a makeover. You totally need those eyebrows done. Plus I think you need a change in wardobe!

So, whatcha think? And maybe I'll being you over when Musa is around~?

Brandon and I are together again! ♥

Um... is anyone else going to Chris' wedding?

My parents were invited, but I think because of some snafu (like meetings or something), I may have to go in my parents' place. The nerve! But they promised me the new Spella Mizrahi dress if I did go, so I think I may just do it.

Will anyone else be there? I don't want to be bored out of my mind. I might even do homework if I'm that bored. BLEH!

Of course, I could find a sexy number to wear too, to try to get someone attention. And if he doesn't get it that time I'll blind him with sunlight.

I am not being that angsty! Comparing me to Sky is, like, so unfair!

Disa, hun, I keep seeing your boy and... I have to tell you something. Now, this may seem harsh, but it's okay. We'll get through it.

He needs his eyebrows waxed. Stat!

If we don't hurry, he'll get a unibrow! Total ickness! If you'll allow me, then I'll do a nice, painfree wax that'll take minutes! Brandon let me do it to him all the time. I also do it on the girls sometimes! Ask them! I'm totally a pro at waxing!

[Private to everyone but Josh]
AND WE FOUND FLORA! JOSH KEPT HER IN A FUCKING CRYSTAL! I KNEW THAT ASSHOLE COULD NOT BE TRUSTED! FUCKER!

Diaspro, get her out! Your powers were made for gems! AND THEN WE SHALL GO AND STOMP ON JOSH'S NUTS IN HIGH HEELS! I DON'T CARE MY ENCHANTIX DOESN'T HAVE HEELS, I'LL WEAR THEM FOR THIS OCCASSION!

Okay, I don't trust Josh. Flora's been missing and he doesn't seem the least bit worried!

What the hell?! What kind of guy acts like that?!

I hate men. They're so stupid, so dense, and so clueless! ARGH!! How fucking clueless can you be?! And to tell me when you're drunk?! HOW CAN THEY NOT GET ONE LITTLE THING?! I'M NOT EVEN PLAYING AND I'M NOT DOING ANY MIND GAMES!! I think I'm getting the mind games done on me!

I almost feel too heartbroken to enjoy gossip. Almost being the keyword. OH HO HO HO~! Flora, murdered?! Knocked up?! What the hell?!

[Private to Winx]
Musa! Can you tell me what's a good brand of vibe to use? Don't hide from me, doll! ♥

Girls, I'm confronting Joshua on this. This is stupid!

I wish my panties were stolen. It would be a helluva lot easier than having your heart ache.

I'm going to need some serious retail therapy after all of this. A weekend of shopping is totally needed!

Karina, doll, you're taking orders, right?

I don't know what's worse - Flora's still missing or that certain people are just totally clueless. I mean, what do I need to do? Do I need to have something painted onto my body? Do I need to walk around naked to get attention? Or to even get someone to speak to me?

Whatev. I can wait. I'm, like, starting to get worried about Flora. Plus, I need her to get her plant to stop trying on my lipsticks, but it's been way to quiet without her to offer me tea or something.